Charm Bracelet?
What are we 12 again? Seriously, what the fuck. I understand that jewelers have to create new gimmicks every year to try and sell shit. (See also: right hand rings, chocolate diamonds, etc.) But COME ON.
Next year? I predict MOOD RINGS. That’s right.
And then in the commercial where the lady in the airport is about to explain the “red hot love bead” part of the bracelet?
Yeah, I would look over at the other lady and say “She likes them in the ass” with a nice big wink.
I know babies are dirty eaters, and that’s all good. No biggie.
The dude sitting next to the baby? GET A FUCKING NAPKIN. THATS HOW WE EAT IN CIVILIZED SOCIETY, YOU NASTY DIPSHIT.
It takes a special kind of asshole to sit there and watch people while they watch movies on a big screen.
And this screen has porn written ALL OVER IT. I mean can you imagine a nipple the size of YOUR FACE?
And if I buy this to watch porn, I’m definitely not inviting that dude over to watch me watch porn. And why is he smiling like that? WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
And I know you can’t see clearly the dude sitting down on the far left, but HE HAS NOTHING IN HIS GLASS BUT ICE CUBES AND A LEMON SLICE ON TOP OF THE ICE CUBES. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?
If you have a phobia that makes you fear man-eating chairs, this is NOT the chair for you.
Next Halloween, I’m definitely ordering this. Hopefully someone is putting the lotion on it. I don’t want to have to use the hose.
I wonder if anyone told this dude that his hair had two right angles? Or does that square haircut come with the glasses?
I would think that if it came with the glasses they should note that in the ad. It may help them sell the gimmick “computer” glasses.
